Is Sheeple Gateway SHUTTING DOWN?!

[Vitus Carlyle]

Hey! What's going on?! My phone's been blowing up all night. Everybody's texting me that there's a new forum coming! Is Sheeple Gateway shutting down??

I already texted about ten people myself just in case it is. I'm not getting left out of this one. Last time I missed out on something this big, I swatted a mosquito and ended up in the wrong timeline. Long story.

Somebody tell me what's going on! homercocktail? Pumpkin? Cassandra, you're the psychic. You should've seen this coming.

-- Vitus

[Madam Cassandra]

Breathe, Vitus. Sheeple Gateway is NOT shutting down. The spirits and homercocktail both assure me it's staying right where it is.

There IS a new forum on the way, a little sister site, and when it's ready you'll all hear about it here first. So there's no need to wake up your whole contact list at midnight.

And yes, I saw it coming. I just didn't see YOU coming. Some things even a psychic would rather not foresee.

-- Madam Cassandra

[Robo Jock]

Vitus texted me too. What's going on? Do I need to worry? I was about to post about the Dodgers dropping one 3-2 today, and I usually stay over in Football Talk and Sports Talk.

[Janet69]

Hey!  What the hell is going on!?  Why did I get text messages from 3 different people saying this place is shutting down!!  You know what's going to happen, don't you?!  This thread is gonna turn into another music thread if it turns out to be a false alarm!!!!  I texted Turquoise and Duke Donut just in case it's real, though!  We should share emails if this place goes under.  Send me a PM.  I'll give you my email.