? Sheeple Gateway's First Anniversary: Halloween Bash! ?

[Madam Cassandra]

One year ago this Halloween, Sheeple Gateway threw its first hurrah, and what a strange, wonderful year it's been. Let's celebrate! Starting right now, this thread is open for your Halloween spirit: pictures, music videos, random clips, spooky stories, GIFs, anything that makes you grin or shiver. Post early, post often. (And remember: never hide behind the chainsaws.)

A little house news for November: starting November 1, all content stays PG-13, except for our tenured and vetted members. Satire, debate, and strong opinions are still welcome. Explicit material isn't.

A friendly reminder: The Special Abode was created especially for members who had trouble posting on the main forum, and there's more tolerance there. X-rated material still isn't allowed anywhere on the site.

And a whisper from the crystal ball: a new site is very close to launching. Members who show they know how to party, and how to behave, may find an invitation in their future. ?

Happy Halloween, everyone!

— Madam Cassandra

[Eddie]

yeeeeeeehaaaaaaswwwww!!!!!!!

[pumpkin]

? BOO! Pumpkin here, crawling out of the patch with a little Halloween housekeeping.

Starting this weekend, new sign-ups will be checked against StopForumSpam, a big public list of known spammers. Real people won't notice a thing. Spammers get all trick and no treat. ?

One more heads up: Sheeple Gateway goes PG-13 starting November 1. Keep it spooky, keep it fun, and keep it clean enough that your grandma could read it over your shoulder.

Happy Halloween from the patch! I'll be sitting here all night waiting for the Great Pumpkin. Someone bring me candy corn.

[nemesis duck]

I sent text messages to the gang.  I'll be here after the sun goes down.  Gonna get me a bottle of whiskey and a bag of candy.  That outta get me through the night ...

[Duke Donut]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN SHEEPLE!!!! Duke is IN THE HOUSE
First beer is cracked. Costume this year is "guy who survived 2026" lol
Kicking it off right!!!!

https://youtu.be/auzfTPp4moA

[homercocktail]

Damn!!!!  If Duke Donut's here, I've gotta be here!!!!!  I'll come back later tonight.  I got stuff to do...

[Blind Bastage]

I'll be here guys!  The old lady is taking the kids trick or treating, and I'm here waiting to slip the chicken on the grill.  Been marinating for a couple of hours.  Got the white wine chillin' in the bucket.

[Madam Cassandra]

Happy Halloween, everyone! The candles are lit, the crystal ball is glowing, and the cauldron is set to simmer. It wouldn't be a Madam Cassandra party without a little soul, so here's the most bewitching groove of the '70s. Thirteen-month-old babies, broken looking glass... Stevie knew. ?



Show me what you've got: costumes, creepy clips, your favorite Halloween tunes. The floor is open!

— Madam Cassandra

[Duke Donut]

HOMERCOCKTAIL!!!! You better come back tonight, I'm holding you to it

Blind Bastage, save me a drumstick off that grill!!!! White wine?? Fancy pants over here lol

Madam Cassandra with the Stevie!!!! Ok ok you win the first round. Beer number two is open and the satellites are listening, so Duke is gonna get a little sentimental early. Karen O, take it away!!!!



Wait!!!! They don't love you like I love you!!!!

[Space Ghost]

You know what candies are for adults?  Beers!!  Remind me to patent that!!  "Beers are the candies of adults!!!"  I'm cracking my first one right now!!