First of all, I wanted to say that I'm the real deal! I'm the real deal, and I ain't no pretender! Vitus Carlyle pretended he got in the pants of Madam Cassandra, but she's MY girlfriend! I got in her pants! For real! And Vitus admitted that he was fucking around because he started a tabloid paper or something.
I even boned Janet69 in real life! You fuckers at Sheeple Gate way, and the websites that came before this? You do a lot of talk, but you never show up! I was at Cliven Bundy in Arizona a few years ago, and I fought for American rights! Detroit Rock City showed up to the protest! I boned her in an off trial! Fuck yeah, and I boned Janet69! That's how good I am!
But you guys are politically correct! Maybe not as much as MSNBC or Fox News, but you shrink under pressure! So I sow up to the place with the same challenge I've ever had! Ban me now or Shut The Fuck Up!
STFU!!!!!!
I think I know what the answer is going to be!!!!!
Finally, Hot Chocolate? Lots of rumors on that one. We were going to fight at a gas station. He never showed. Pussy, as far as I'm concerned. Madam Cassandra? I got in her pants, and I see she's a mod here now. What will she say? You can be the Liberty people you pretend to be, or you can ban me and join the USSA politburea. What will it be?
I'm still drinking whiskey, by the way. I know I have fans out there, and I'll drink shots with you. Don't give in to the weaklings! Too many of those in life!!!!!
--- Duke Donut